Unbelievable!

I cannot find the words to describe the perfect absurdity of this photograph.

I promise I’ll blog more soon. Promise.

Michael Jackson Comeback Watch ‘08! – Part 2

Word around the campfire is that Michael Jackson might be getting his own Vegas show. Like Celine Dion or something. Eek.

Somehow, at the same time, The Library of Congress just announced that it was adding “Thriller” to its National Recording Registry — recordings that are deemed “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant.” I couldn’t agree more.

I am a wimp.

Sadly, I either wised up or chickened out. I did not travel to IKEA in West Chester last night. I only sort of regret it. At least now I can go with my wife later.

IKEA fever — catch it!

I can’t believe I’m honestly considering doing this. It’s 1:18 a.m. and I’m seriously thinking of driving all the way to Cincinnati for the opening of Ohio’s first IKEA store. I’m sick.